My birthday’s on thursday and all I want is:

toxicmachine:

An English accent.

I’ve always wanted one. I would sound so smart and awesome and everyone would want to talk to me and I’d get my own show that would jumpstart my movie career and then I’d be found by a famous agent and I’d be put on a plane to Milan to walk in fashion week and I’d be fabulous and be stylized and I’d meet Ash Stymest and Eliza Cummins and we’d all have great fun and get really drunk (cause that’s allowed in Europe) and have an awesome, big-screen worthy threesome and it’d be amazing.

Amazing.

LOL.